”Fine, i’l be in your video if I have to”
micheal cera *breathes heavily*
Teacher: The assignment was to pick either evolution or creationism and provide background evidence as to why you believe that theory.
Carson: I know. I picked evolution. I SAID that it’s obvious creatures can adapt to their environments because I no longer have the urge to throw things at students who believe in creationism.
Student: I believe in creationism.
Carson: Exhibit A…
“A purity ring doesn’t carry much meaning when Ron Weasley is pulling it off with his teeth.”
I’m just gonna be over here, slow-clapping.
“But if anything, most fan fiction is a rejection of Rihanna and EL James’s leather-bound version of sexuality. When most teenagers are faced with the miserable advice of sex education (put a condom on a carrot, use a mirror to look at your bits), or the miserable version of sexuality in porn, fan fiction offers a more honest way to engage with relationships and sex.”
Here here, Guardian.